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(Omegle)Niat Ngerjain bule malah begini gan!!Ngakak

Posted by MestiLiat on Friday, July 8, 2011

Niatnya tadi ane mau ngerjain bule2 yang pada suka gajelas2 gitu diomegle gan ,ane soalnya kalo chat di omegle pasti langsung di DC kalo bilang dari Indo. Gatau ada apa si dengan indonesia sampai-sampai mereka langsung dengan enaknya menekan tombol DC ..Trus ane ketemu ni gan ama "Stranger" nya, dan langsung terbentuklah dialog ini..

ket :
Stranger = Lawan chat ane
You = Ane


Quote:
Originally Posted by Chat
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: i need a fake boyfriend, just for chat.
You: hi
You: yea
You: just for chat
Stranger: who r u?
You: i'm a man
Stranger: i know --"
You: exactly a boy
You: what about you?
You: can i call u kancud?
Stranger: ofc a girl. please, im straight okay? not a homosexual --"
Stranger: kancud? wth is that?
You: mmm, like a bro in my country
You:
You: or sist
You: yea ...hohhooh
Stranger: a u a gay?
You: no....i like women
Stranger: ah,, i see
Stranger: so...what's ur country?
You: why u asked that?
You: Southwest asia
You: guess that
You: lol
Stranger: india?
You: hmmmm
You: no
Stranger: dont lie
You: yea, i'm not lying
Stranger: then, what country?
You: if i tell you will quit
Stranger: i'm not good in geography -.-
You: Indonesia
Stranger: same here, if i tell u, u'll also quit
Stranger: haah, bneran?
You: iya gan
You: ente orang mari juga gan?
Stranger: whoaa! dammitttt... lol kocakk
Stranger: jgn pke gan
You: wohohohoho
Stranger: grrrrr
You: ganwati
You: hehehhe
You: kirain bule mau ane kerjain tadi
You: ane panggil kancud hohohohoho
Stranger: wkwkwk kirain india...udh siap" mw dc aje
Stranger: wkwkwk
You: hoooahohaohoahha
You: biasanya kan gt
You: tau orang indo lgsg di dc
You: malay dah
You: hohoho
You: darimana ente?
Stranger: emg emg rese tuh
Stranger: jkt, lu?
You: hohoho
You: yah
You: sempit amat omegle
You: same here
Stranger: buset
Stranger: jkt mna? g dr angke, tw ga?
You: jakartanya mana mbak?
You: jiah
You: nambah sempit
You: gw cengkareng
You: naek 88 nyampe 10 menit
You: awkkawakwkawkakww
Stranger: wkwkwk najonggg ini omegle gila
You: hohohoo
Stranger: oke, lu dh tw, g bkn bule.
You: sering ngaskus ga?
Stranger: kga..--"
You: gw masukin lounge nhi chat, pasti pada ngakak orang2
You: okwokwokwokowk
Stranger: wkwkwk
Stranger: sna, msukin
You: pake nanya gw homo segala lagi
You:
Stranger: nti ksh link ny aj...g mw liat!!
Stranger: abisny, lu blg, kancud bwt mggil bro
You: masi doyan cewek gw
Stranger: y g kn cwe! gila aj lu
You: hahaha
You: kan gw mau ngerjain
You: gw gatau lu indo
You: kwokwokwkwk
Stranger: mang kancud bhsa apaan?
You: jarang2 ketemu cewe sinting
You: kakakkakakaka
Stranger: kok g ga tw yk? wkwkwk
You: kancud = CD
You: CD = celana dalam
Stranger: sialan lu, menghina g lu wkwkwk
You: hahha
You: kan dah gw bilang
You: mau ngerjain
You: hohohoo
Stranger: ooh...swt, kalo bule, abis x yeh sm lu
You: udah ada 1 orang
You: india gw kerjain
You: dia panggil gw yaar
You: gw panggil aja kancud
You: hahahha
Stranger: yaar apaan mang?
You: yaar sahabat si
You: hehehe
You: trus dia nanya kancud apaan
You: gw bilang aja yaar = kancud
You: hahahha
Stranger: wkwkwkwk ngakak*
Stranger: gila lu yeh bneran
You: cari di google translate ga bakal nemu gw jamin artinya
You: hohoho

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SINTAJE LAH said...

aneh gan. orang omegle mah begitu. pada sinting. ane aja yaa nyamar jadi polisi malah strangernya takut. hahaha

Anonymous said...

Wkwkw emang dah kalo kita ngaku dari indo pasti dia DC

Anonymous said...

asik tuh gan ketemu aganwati..

link postnya mana ya?

Anonymous said...

link threadnya maksudnya?

Jamila Nay said...

aku kok malah gak pernah diDC? ahaha

Denti Rizki said...

indonesia itu bkn southwest asia -_- tp south east gmn sih

markonah said...

Gkgkgkggkgk...kocak juga certa nye

Anonymous said...

gokil2 nih haha

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gw nulis itu pake jidad gw

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